This made me laugh

Are they African or European spark plugs ?

 

Or a Bellingham lumberjack

 

WTF - Please tell me that they got her down safe?
If he pulled that cord she was coming straight out of that harness.

 

She seemed to change her mind at the door.....



No damage except to underwear.....

 

What a cnut, you could clearly see, she had changed her mind and didn't want to jump.

I would have kicked the feck out of him if he did that to a relation of mine.

Better still, his next jump would have been his last

 

Possibly been told before here but ah well.

A guy goes Christmas shopping with his wife, they'd been looking around for an hour or so and in one shop the wife turns to ask her hubby his opinion on a present for an aunt only to discover he's no where to be seen, she looks around the store but no sign of him so she calls him to ask where in the hell he is, "well love" he says, "you know the little jeweller's on the high street" and the wife says she does, "the one that had the bracelet last year you fell in love with" said the hubby, to which she softens up and says"yes darling, I remember " to which the hubby says "well I'm in the pub next door".