This made me laugh

I got to try one of those out, but I only had my pistol with me, so I used it as a holster!

 

Not smiling now. Have I got the worlds strongest magnet. I have a few of these as I do a bit of magnet fishing. I have been asking the past what sort of fish do I catch and answer either tinned mackerel or tinned sardines. I was givin this one as a pressie from one of my daughters. She wanted me to try it and as you can see I did. I have tried every way I can to get it off, from the usual method of sliding it off to putting a breaker bar through the ring, no chance. Any suggestions will be greatly received Fry up was a no go this morning

 

Get one of your other magnets and use the pole to pole trick... just don’t let it flip and have them stuck together

 

If it's that strong it must have a release... What happens if you screw the ring in?

(oooeerrrr missus! Screw yer ring in!)

 

Trailer.... £600
Sign writing.... £400
Spell check....

 

Tried the two magnet trick. Now I am really fucked.

 

I’ve called my mate, he’s coming to help you.....

 

Or an old stolen car.

 

Just obnoxious little c%^ts

 

Done quite a bit of magnet fishing and whatever you get on is quite easy to get off. The magnet and the object are wet and that makes a difference. Should have wetted the frying pan first I reckon, or left a fried egg in it.