This made me laugh

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3 men die on Xmas eve. To get into Heaven, St Peter says “ you must have something on you that represents Christmas”.
The Englishman flicks his lighter and says “ it’s a candle “ St Peter lets him in.
The Welshman takes his keys and shakes them then says “ they’re Sleigh bells” St Peter let’s him in.
The Irishman pulls out a G String and a Bra. St Peter says “ how do those represent Christmas”
The Irishman says........ “they’re Carols”

 

baaaaarrp eeeeennnnnnnnnnnenneneneneenneene the language of love.

 

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Don’t over rev that one, you might blow a gasket!

 

I can see why girls use those photo filters on social media! They are so subtle you could hardly tell any alteration has been done, but highlight your better features!

 

If you real close and carefully, you can see that you’re a perv too!