This made me laugh

Tells us you are online Some have their status hidden, so no green dot...

 

Of course, why didn't I think of that, thanks Big Sandy.

 

Phew, that's good..... Yeah, got to watch out for those little red dots

 

Can’t believe that people find this thread more interesting than my TRAILER thread

FFS What’s the matter with you people

 

Couldn't agree more. Even have the theme music for a ring tone, and message notifications go "why don't you knock it off with them negative waves!"

 

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Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions.
One said, " think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it ?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear: "These feel just like your sister's."
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.

 

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