This made me laugh

looks familiar.

 

That is so like a bloke at my work!

 

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thats a cracker Dave

 

What happens next?

 

Surely not, well maybe ..... ahem, Suzuki Bandit for sale £20,000!

 

I have been telling my missus for years that 3 1/2 is plenty!

 

That's gonna hurt

 

A young lad knocked on my door last night for Halloween and said, "Trick or Treat?" I said, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "But you haven't got a costume on you're just in normal clothes." He said, "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead!"

 

She’s riding with both pots going

 

I found a horror book written in braille...
Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it!

 

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