This made me laugh

,

 

.

 

Caveman's biggest mistake.

 

,

 

Winning 101.

 

My wife has put a bit of weight on, she's tried every kind of diet and does excercise from time to time, but in the end she just hasn't got the will power . So we went to hospital to see a the consultant, he suggested she try having her stomach stapled . He explained the procedure and saw the worried look on my face . He said "dont worry sir it's quite routine these days, I assure you your wife is in safe hands". I said "it's not that, I was hoping you were going to staple her fucking mouth shut".

 

.

 

.

 

,

 

,

 

.

 

,

 

,

 

,

 

.

 

,

 

,

 

,

 

Shit job.