This made me laugh

How clever is that!

 

A tough old miner stomps into a saloon in the Yukon, slaps a big gold nugget on the bar and asks for 2 bottles of beer and the roughest, toughest whore they have. The bars man smiles and says "You'll be wanting big Mary then, upstairs last door on the right" as he puts 2 bottles on the bar.So the miner picks up the beer bottles and heads upstaris. He opens the last door and says "I'm looking for big Mary", "well you found her suger" replies the big blonds lying on the bed. He puts down the two bottles of beer as she stands, bends over with her backside facing him and grabs her ankles. "Who the hell said I wanna do it that way" he shouts, Mary says "well I thought you might want to take the tops off those beer bottles before we get started"

 

A religious man’s dog dies, thinking he’ll do right for his poor departed dog he attends chapel to see the priest.
“Father could you oblige me, I’ve never asked for anything from the church but if you could I’d like to have a funeral service for my dog”. Inquired the man.
“No I’m sorry” Said the clergyman. “We certainly can’t be doing any sort of service for a dog, it’s preposterous, I’m sorry it’s out of the question”.
“I’ll just have to take the ten thousand pounds and donate it to the pet shelter instead”. Confessed the man.
“Ten thousand pounds!” Exclaimed the priest. “You didn’t say your dog was a Roman Catholic”.

 

Non biker babes

 

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.Won't be trying this.