This made me laugh

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Bupa or NHS

 

I was having sex with my friend's wife, the phone rang. I heard it was her husband and I quickly started to get dressed. She told me not to worry. He was out drinking with me...

 

Thanks
That’s cheered me up no end

 

There's a whole load of them including one where he adds fake blood and one where he gets a fake cop to ticket them for taking too long and wasting water....

 

A man once said to me, "When one door closes, another one opens"... "That’s all well and good," I said. "But until you fix it, I'm not buying the car!"

 

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Here is another one by the same guy that did the shampoo ones...

 

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