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    Cool lawnmower

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    I walked into a car showroom last night. I said to the salesman, “My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.” He said, “We don’t have a Volkswagen Golf in the window.” I said, “You fucking do now".
     
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    My wife went into hospital last night after an acid attack, "Will I still be attractive?" She sobbed. The doctor had a quick look, and said, "Sure, but you may have to have some facial reconstruction and wear a mask.... How does that sound to you?" "Not good!" My wife replied, "The acid only hit me on my leg."
     
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    A customer approaches the shop assistant and asks, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
    The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
    Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
    The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
    The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
    The assistant replied, "Because this is Argos"
     
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    David Beckham gets away with speeding despite admitting it.
    The judge accepted that Victoria starting to sing was a valid defence.
     
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