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What's the difference between hard and light??




You can sleep with a light on!




Coat .... hat .... door!

 

I saw a bloke with a load of scrabble tiles on the road and asked him what was the word on the street.

 

I had a vasectomy today cos I hate kids and don't want any but it didn't work. The little feckers were still there when I got home

 

Two sperms were furiously swimming along when one asked the other how long it would take to get to the ovaries, “keep going kid, we’ve only just passed the tonsils”

 

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