This made me laugh

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The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate.” He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?” I said, “No, she’s an optician.”

 

Went to a club with the wife There was a guy on the dance floor going mental twerking breakdancing,spinning moonwalking, back flips, the lot . My wife turned to me and said, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” I said, "By the looks of it he’s still celebrating!”

 

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https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1108647482621193

She nearly got it started that time !!!!