This made me laugh

Through his lower bowel ?

I don't like to think what you get up to in private, but this is too much info!!!!!

 

I took some of the grandkids to Alton Towers yesterday, they love white knuckle rides. On the way back I asked them if they'd enjoyed their day out. They said they had, but, they thought the rides were a bit tame so as a special treat I let my wife drive us all home.

 

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Do you know what else you can do with keyless ignition? You can turn the car on, to close the sunroof, then forget and walk in the house with the keys in your hand.
You only find out in the morning, when the battery is flat as fuck and you have to be at work in 1/2 hour

Was it really so difficult to put a key in the ignition and turn it? I now have to find a spot in the car to keep the key whilst I'm driving !!!!

Fucking stupid idea

I should really copy and paste into rant of the day

 

That makes it more than okay that you had tea on a Saturday night! The STROOPWAFELS

 

I can't help but feel you're doing it wrong, because I've never yet felt the need to close the sunroof on any of my bikes!

 

ʎɐqǝ ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq I ǝɯᴉʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ sᴉ ʇɐɥʇ

 

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