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One of my mates at work is a flatearther. She decided to walk to the end of the earth to prove her point .... she soon came around

 

Suffolk Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine-harvester..while trying to steal it...has been bailed!!

 

Don't mess with a mummy

 

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A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

 

Bite my arse.

 

It's not his day.