This made me laugh

I almost put this in soundtrack...

 

Sod's law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Moore's law: The complexity of integrated circuits doubles every 24 months. Campbell's law: The more any quantitative social indicator is used for social decision making, the more subject it will be to corruption pressures and the more apt it will be to distort and corrupt the social processes it is intended to monitor. Cole's law: A salad dish of shredded raw cabbage, carrots, and other vegetables mixed with mayonnaise.

 

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Found Boris his Christmas present

 

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Only in Russia.

 

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper, he sold his soul to Santa

 

Today’s Daily Star
Seen it in the canteen

 

I've been rumbled, lol, seen it in my mates Star at work, made me chuckle and thought I'd share it.

 

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