This made me laugh

Nothing on the telly and loads of cans of Guinness makes idle hands lol.

 

I think I'm gonna have nightmares over that picture.

 

I was mad when my 10yr old told me his teacher
said I'm a bad parent
"Right" I said to him "Finish your pint and we'll go and have it out with him!!..

 

Paddy tells his wife "My bumhole is really burning, I've no idea what it is"... ..."Ring sting" his wife says... ...Paddy replies "How the fuck will he know?"

 

1000 scousers were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency, 99% said 'no' they were happy with the giro

 

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough." The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself.

 

I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxers assistant. Job includes removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and rub in oil after waxing When I asked at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall - I asked why, is that where the job is? No, they said - that's where the back of the fucking queue is!

 

...........unless the bike breaks down, then its a right bitch!!!

 

Thai boys

 

Always a biker

 

Home sweet home

 

I hope it's a bike!

 

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