This made me laugh

A photographer tragically died this morning when a huge block of cheese fell on him.

Everyone posing for the wedding party picture had tried to warn him.

 

Why dont I get this?

 

You've done too many miles James, you need a good rest.

 

Two policemen were horrified to find a number of the England football team playing football with a hedgehog yesterday. They were just about to phone the RSPCA when they realised the hedgehog was beating them four nil.

 

A group photo of all men who understand women.

 

It only costs 1p to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping, or dressed as a dolphin. So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!

 

A young fella pops in to the chemist and asks him for a supply of extra-strong Viagra. Says he's got three luscious girls coming around for the weekend - and knows he'll need to be prepared with significant 'medicinal support'. He reappears on Monday morning and shows the chemist a very battered, raw, blistered penis. "Can I have a large tube of Deep Heat please" he pleads. "Holy Smoke" says the chemist, "you can't put Deep Heat on that!" "It's not for my penis," says the lad, "It's for my wrist!. The girls didn't turn up!"

 

https://bikeglam.com/22-hilarious-bikeglam-pictures-of-the-week/

 

My Grandad who has alzheimer's ,shrugged and said to me "This is not the country I fought for lad." I said "I know Grandad. You were a Messerschmitt pilot in the German Airforce."

 

https://bikeglam.com/30-most-amusing-motorcycle-pictures-of-the-week/