This made me laugh

That’s got some poke!

 

Should have gone to specsavers.....

 

Now THAT's a baseball game I would go see...

 

A Scotsman, an Irishman and a Welshman walk into a bar. Usually there's an Englishman as well but he's at the World Cup.

 

Not funny but watchhttps://youtu.be/lIfcvC3e3KY

 

I'm sure there was a g string somewhere....

 

Thanks, I’ve just spat me coffee out at that one.

 

I was in Bradford, Yorkshire last night. We went in to an Indian take away. While we were waiting a local tyke came in and asked for "comfort food". I was intrigued by this as comfort food to me is a plateful of cottage pie or something similar. I wondered if Yorkshire comfort food might be chicken curry on a giant yorkshire pudding or something like that. So I got into a conversation with this guy and it turns out that "comfort food" in a Yorkshire take away actually means "I have come for the food" (that I ordered).

 

He also worked wonders with my stutter, I don't say j j jive talkin anymore

 

Need help getting up off the floor once I stop laughing.
Tucker

 

Tucker