This made me laugh

Tucker

 

Yeah but I still think they’re all twats

 

Isn't lamb retta some sort of Greek/Turkish/Italian meat dish??
And didn't Vespa produce ready made/instant chow mein and curry meals (amongst others) back in the good old days when I were a lad? Oh, maybe was that Vesta?
Never mind .... time for cake!!

 

Looks complete to me

 

I'm thinking in hell, I'd warm and dry, heaven is up in them rain clouds!!!

Bollox to that, I wanna ride my bike in warm and dry!!!

 

Green Flag extend their overseas operation...

 

Errr...

 

SYMPATHETIC HUBBY



This guy is sitting at home alone when

he hears a knock on the front door.



There are two sheriff's deputies there;

he asks if there is a problem.



One of the deputies asks if he is

married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.



The guy says "sure " and shows him a

picture of his wife. The sheriff says,



"I'm very sorry sir, but it looks like your

wife's been hit by a truck."



The guy says, " I know, but she has a

great personality and she's an excellent cook. "