This made me laugh

Many a true word spoken in jest......

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=957132081114578

After the second drop, put the sidestand down ????

 

Just in case you don't know how to. And It's a harley she's picking up!!! So minimum 300kg, even for a wee one

 

I thought when he went into the garage he was going to come out with a shotgun to put it out of its misery!

 

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Daytona 675.!!!!

 

This is for all the numbnuts touring Scotland that can't tell their left from their right!!!!

 

I was going through some old Photo's and these made me Smile !

My OLD 1942 BSA M20 and I



Had this old Girl for about 15 years ! she was good for 110 kph and would do 350 klms on a tank which held about 14 ltrs. I'm about 35/38 in the photo's.

The helmet is original and genuine German pilots leather helmet from WW11 and I did use it on a few occasions on the public roads ! The goggles are new era, the bike cost me $3000 and I sold it 4 years a go for $6500.

 

"This is why I love my zzr600. And not stupid Italian things that have been put together by retards high on cocaine. My '96 has got 116k miles on the clock because it doesn't have plastic cogs in the engine. If it's for weight saving then for flips sake I have heavier shites in the morning. Aprillia... I hate you."