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    #421 Havit, Apr 29, 2016
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    VERY good
     
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    Can't we all club together and buy Dave a bike? It might just stop this!
     
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    My bad.
     
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    I'm listening..............................................................................
     
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    image.jpeg Look at this carefully...it is a brilliant example of British Humour!

    The British government has scrapped the Harrier fleet and on their farewell formation flypast over the Houses of Parliament they gave the government a message.

    Lean back a bit from your computer monitor and squint. Seriously...push your chair back a couple of feet..
    My hat is off to the man that was leading this Squadron.
     
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    Not sure on this one ..... But twin shocks ... Must be a classic . image.jpeg
     
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    I want one !!! image.jpeg
     
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    #434 Havit, Apr 30, 2016
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    I was offered free sex today!!!....... In exchange for advertising some kind of bathroom cleaner on this forum. Of course I declined as I'm a person of high moral standards as you know, and strong will power. just as strong a AJAX the incredibly strong cleaner, Now available in lemon scent and vanilla.
     
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    Fred was in the pub having a beer with his mates and he said:

    My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night, I explained to her I was looking for cheap flights.

    "I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, quickly undressed and we had great sex ......

    Which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before.
     
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