This made me laugh

A Cambodian fell into a pit of crocodiles ................ he eat three before they could get him out !

 

Sick to death of the wife moaning, looking through the window "oh its so cold and been raining for hours now"!
If she keeps on I will have to let her in.

 

@ Steve -

 

What do you call an artist with more than one toilet?

Toulouse Latrec

What's that go to do with vegetables?

It's an arty joke.

I'll get me coat.

 

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac...?
lay awake all night pondering the excistance of dog.

 

Paddy gets a job as a lumberjack, and, has to fell 100 trees a day.
1st day he does 98 . 2nd day 99, the foreman gives him 1 more chance, "here Paddy let me check your saw," he starts it up bbbrrrummm brrrrrrummmm
"WHAT THE F@#KS THAT" says Paddy!

 

what do you call a man with 3 pieces of wood on his head, anyone.....

 

Edwood wood-wood (deceased)

 

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?





Dougless

 

and then...................................

 

A brunette is walking along a river bank, when she spots a blonde on the other side.
"how do I get to the other side?" she shouts over.
The blonde looks up and down the river and shouts back,
"you're already on the other side!"

 

Who said "Blondes are stupid."

 

Oh surely not...........................