This made me laugh

Ok ok ok, I know the Hitler rant from the film Downfall has been done to death but this one tickled me and I thought the Tykes might like it.

 

just watched it again the default setting seems to be subtitles off (when i look at it anyway) but you can turn the subtitles on again (bottom right of video)

 

A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”

She said, “I’d love to be ten again.”

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park – the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear.

She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.

Then they were off to a movie theater where they ate popcorn and sweets and drank Cola.

At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?”

One eye opened and she groaned, “Actually, honey, I meant dress size!”

 

I know it's off the triumph theme, but the one that Ed March did for his C90 antics was fun too.

 

I just got knocked down by a lorry salting the roads. “F**k you!” I screamed, through gritted teeth.

 

"Your driving is fecking terrible," I said to my wife.
"Oh come on!" She said, "It's not that bad."
I just shook my head as I took a deep breath, got out of the car and swam to the surface!!.

 

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,
"I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen,
and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman...
As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly:
"Same illness, private healthcare. "

 

Nice idea but the pads will “glaze” up and the caliper don’t look to be properly fixed to me

 

I see you "rose" to the challenge there Wayne.

 

CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

 

Love your bike?

 

@Dozers Dad - you need one of these for Dozer .