This made me laugh

What goes through the water at 100 mph? - A motorpike.


Or a motorpike and sidecarp.


Overtaken by a quadruple amputee named Clever Dick.

 

Police have a sense humour ?

 

Oooops!

 

Wayne - get out and ride your bike - too much time on your hands!
Biglad - oh sorry at least you have an excuse!

 

After seeing some of the stuff being posted on here I though I should have a look through my files. So here are some bits and pieces to keep you amused. Some may be a tad old or have been shared all over the damned place, but hey as long as it makes someone smile.





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You've had your hair cut!

 

One day Ethel is speeding along one of the corridors when another resident steps out of one of the doorways with his arm outstretched: "Stop!" he says firmly, "Have you got a license for that thing?"

Ethel fishes around in her handbag and pulls out a Kit-Kat wrapper, which she hands to him with a big smile.

"OK," he says, and off she goes again.

Taking the corner by the TV lounge on one wheel as usual, she finds another man standing in the corridor in front of her.

"Stop! Do you have an insurance certificate for that vehicle, madam?"

Ethel digs into her handbag again and comes up with a well-used napkin, which she presents for inspection, whereupon she is sent on her way once more.

Heading down the last corridor before the front door, a third man steps out in front of her. He is stark naked, and holding a sizable erection in one hand.

"Oh no," cries Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"