This made me laugh

I’m staying sober at this years GMU
And I’m bringing a bloody camera this time

Hmmm....probably won’t happen

 

Could be this forum? Name that member"

 

One morning, a Biker goes into a coffee bar and orders a large cappuccino. As he is about to leave, he asks the waitress for his bill.
"Two pounds sixty," she says.
The Biker produces 260 penny coins, drops them on the floor and leaves.
This happens every morning for the next few days until one morning the Biker wants to pay with a fiver. Gotcha, thinks the waitress, who has been waiting for this day to get her revenge: she drops 240 pennies onto the floor.
"Your change," she says with a smug little smile.
The Biker produces a 20 pence coin and places it on the table.
"Another large cappuccino, please."

 

A refuse collector in Cairns, Australia, is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into
his compactor.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look
about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks.


There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again -much harder.

Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door. "Harro!"
says the Chinese man.

"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.

"I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin mansmiles and tries again.


"No ! No ! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"

"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, still perplexed.

"Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me.
Where's your 'wheelie' bin?'"

"OK, OK." replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin and whispers in the collector's ear.


"I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!"

 

Yeah.....my mate Frank

 

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