This made me laugh

That joke reminded me of a video of me and my Grandson heading for a fence on the farm!!

 

If you ever feel all hope is lost, remember the lobsters in the restaurant tank on the Titanic.

 

The look of pure joy on that kid's face is awesome! It reminds me of a picture of my youngest (now 39) sitting on my '83 V45 Magna.

 

here in South west Scotland we have the gaelic version---POILEAS pronounced polish I believe

 

Fancy a bite darlin?

 

As Johnny Craddoxk supposedly remarked, "these muffins are warm and moist, just like Fanny's"....

 

Me: “That was a great meal. It’s true, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”

Wife: “Actually, a horizontal thrust with an eight-inch blade through the intercostal space between the 4th and 5th anterior ribs is quicker.”

 

One of the companies that makes those horizontal airflow deflectors that are installed on the back of cars has issued a safety recall.

It's a spoiler alert.