This made me laugh

That's not the way to do it.

 

And what's worse, is he's an official Honda dealer.

 

If you don’t live in Norfolk you will have no idea how true that is!

 

l think Cambs is far worse. Shoe shops only stock extra wide fittings to accommodate all the extra toes....

 

That may be true but you don’t get a high six like in West Norfolk……. Plus they can’t look you straight in the eye. Well not with both eyes at the same time…..

 

Here in the Southern New Jersey Pine Barrens there is an area called Shamong. The folks down there are known as Shamongoloids.