This made me laugh

Just reading a test of the 200bhp BMW M1000XR and a couple of comments gave me a giggle -

"You just sit there.... twist the throttle..... and potentially go straight to prison"

"The acceleration was so immense my brain seized like a cheap two-stroke"

 

Classic Rodney Dangerfield.

Another: "My wife said she was cutting our sex down to once a month. I don't feel too bad. She cut two other guys out completely."

 

In my first office someone put a little voice box in the Ladies loo, which when they sat down said "Hey, I'm working down here!"

It didn't go down very well with the female staff, and today would probably be grounds for dismissal!!

 

FBI release photo of Trump shooter....

 

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Possibly a mantra to live by