This made me laugh

Probably trying to ketchup with his mate......

 

Just pumped up tyres at garage, cost me £1; used to be 20p.
Guess that's inflation..

 

Did you feel let down

 

You're just blowing things out of proportion now

 

I was feeling a bit philosophical today so I wrote a poem especially for the lonely. Here it is;
Hello.

 

That blows, and I guess you feel like you are getting hosed, but his is not the place to air your grievance, even if you are that pumped up about it.

 

Way to freak out drivers. It's just a doll

 

It's a little known Catolic order.