This made me laugh

Still one of the funniest BBC news clips.

 

I lost the lens caps to the binoculars which I keep on the windowsill for bird watching. I do not use them for ogling my neighbor's twenty-year-old daughter sunbathing. Not on purpose, but if there's an interesting bird perching near her, well that's not my fault. Anyhow I got tired of cleaning the lenses and sought suitable replacement caps.

Look what I found that snap on perfectly! Functional and attractive.

They give the term "beer goggles" a whole new meaning.

 

Shouldn't be a fuss, as you are just keeping an eye on the local tits population.

 

So true. If I went off school property, even at lunchtime when it was kind of allowed, my mum knew about it and the questioning started as soon as I was home!!

 

The grills are getting out of hand.

 

WARNING!!

IF YOU SEE THESE GUYS TODAY, BEWARE!




At least that's what the oracle told me.