This made me laugh

Put a man in the dog house...you'll soon find him in the cat house.

 

I had an MRI scan last week. As the bed moved me into the tube, all the wires got snagged up on me so I shouted out and they stopped it and untangled things. About 30/40 minutes later they announced it was the final scan sequence and they were injecting the dye through the canula in my left arm. Seconds later I was withdrawn from the tube. Turns out the earlier snagging had ripped the canula out of my arm. They put another one in my right arm. Why didn't they check all the cables were safe in the first place and how did they miss the ripped out canula ?

 

I'm secure enough in my masculinity to admit that I appreciate the gift of flowers. My daughters got me this lovely arrangement for Fathers' Day.

What could be better than a beef jerky bouquet?

 

Nice gift idea

I received a Triumph Twin Haynes manual from my youngest .... Happy Fathers day!