This made me laugh

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    I can see a problem here....lol
    Nobody has a 10mm socket.
     
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    Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice every day.
    Each day he stops and looks in
    the window to admire the Armani leather shoes.
    He wants those shoes so much
    it's all he can think about.
    After about 2 months he saves
    the price of the shoes, £300,
    and purchases them.
    Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement.
    Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time.
    He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her,
    'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?'
    Startled, Sophia replies,
    'Yes, Luigi , I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?'
    Luigi answers, I see the reflection in my new £300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?'
    Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, ' Rosa , do you wear white panties tonight?'
    Rosa answers, 'Yes, Luigi , I do, but how do you know that?'
    He replies, 'I see the reflection in my new £300 Armani leather shoes... How do you like them?'
    Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Luigi asks Carmela to dance.
    Midway through the dance his face turns red...
    He states, 'Carmela, be stilla my heart. Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight. Please, please, tella me this true!'
    Carmela smiles coyly and answers, 'Yes Luigi , I wear no panties tonight...'
    Luigi gasps, 'Thanka Fuck ....
    I thought I had a crack in my
    £300 Armani leather shoes!!..
     
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    Sorry that's lost on me
     
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    Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice every day.
    Each day he stops and looks in
    the window to admire the Armani leather shoes.
    He wants those shoes so much
    it's all he can think about.
    After about 2 months he saves
    the price of the shoes, £300,
    purchases them and goes home to surprise the wife.
    His parading around the house in the Armani leather shoes that evening, she doesn't speak of them... not even a glance.
    Deciding to announce them to her while they are getting ready for bed he stands naked at the edge of the bed in his £300 shoes. Do you you see where my dick is pointing, these are my new £300 shoes.
    She smirks... you should have bought a hat.
     
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