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  1. Fork Lock

    Fork Lock Crème de la Crème

    #35081 Fork Lock, May 13, 2023
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    An avid golfer meets a very attractive lady golfer, tall and beautiful, on the course. They hit it off and soon are regularly golfing together. There's mutual attraction there and their love of the game only brings them closer together. On top of her looks and the great sex, she's an amazing golfer and very competitive. She rarely loses to him. He thinks he's found the perfect match and asks her to marry him. She accepts. After a few years of seemingly wedded bliss and lots of golf, he notes that she has many sleepless nights. He asks her repeatedly if something is bothering her. Finally, she confesses. Through tears she admits to him that she's not what she seems. She tells him that few years before they met, she transitioned from a man to a woman. He is stunned. He angrily asks, "How could do this to me?" "How could you be so deceitful?" She stammers that she truly felt and feels that she was a woman trapped in a man's body. She professes her love for him and begs for forgiveness. He says to her, "It's not about transitioning. I can forgive that. But there's one thing that's unforgivable." "What is it?" She asks. He answers,
    "All these years beating me at golf you've been hitting off the red tees."
     
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  2. Jage

    Jage Well-Known Member

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    For the non golfers,
    Red tees, also referred to as ladies tees, are closest to the hole. They are primarily used by female golfers or players who cannot drive the ball more than 150 yards.
     
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  3. Fork Lock

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    Personally, I've always considered golf courses and cemeteries a waste of valuable real estate.
     
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    You Eat Eight Spiders In Your Sleep Over The Course Of A Lifetime
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    “Wasn’t it a lie spread purposely to see how far lies spread because they’re so easily believed? Its origin is someone saying; this is a lie, I told it, and now it’s everywhere, but it’s absolutely not true at all.”

    “Those are rookie numbers. I eat eight before lunchtime.”
     
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  7. Fork Lock

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    But, but, but... if you eat dry cereal for breakfast regularly you will ingest a couple pounds of insect parts over your lifetime. Food processing regulations allow for bug parts because it's impossible to keep grains completely free of them in the preparation of cereals. Think about that next time you are munching on your Cheerios or Wheaties. Personally, I just consider it added protein.
     
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    When your loud exhaust isn’t loud enough

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    This photo made me smile

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  15. Wee neil

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    I think they did a duet together years ago
     
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    Ebony and Ivory just started playing in my head:)
     
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  17. Wee neil

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    that will be your earworm today then I can suggest worse if you like!
     
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  18. Wee neil

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    how about seasons in the sun? Bad?
     
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