This made me laugh

Doris found her Viking cruise to be a little too immersive...

 

If the trans community get their way

 

Gotta love a hardware store with a sense of humor.

 

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates...

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?," St. Peter asked the cowboy.

"Well, I can think of one thing", the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled 'Now back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago..."