This made me laugh

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.

 

I note the sign that reads "Elbow Room" in the background. I suppose it's s a common "clever" name for a bar. There's an Elbow Room up the pike from me in Maple Shade, NJ. I got my first bar drink there in 1968 when I was sixteen. They weren't real careful about checking I.D. for age. Plus, I had a moustache at age 14. It's still open, still in the same family and I still go there on occasion. Great little hole in the wall bar. Biker friendly. Good wings!