This made me laugh

USD$52K, yikes! The payment amount is quoted for 96 months (no tax, reg, or fees included in that monthly quote!)

 

pure gold...

https://www.harborfreight.com/10mm-metric-essential-socket-set-10-piece-58957.html

 

And on the topic of bad winter roads.....

 

Myth.

 

My neighbours are organising a Chinese New Year celebration and Burns night supper.
They are calling it a Chinese Burns night…I don’t want to go, but they are twisting my arm ‍♂️

 

My wife.

 

A good friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl, 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.