This made me laugh

Two T Rexs' Fighting Over A Circular Saw Bench As The Comet Approaches !

 

Thanks. I'll never be able to unsee that now.

 

DRINK DRIVING WARNING
I know we bike owners are responsible, but this is a warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends after work. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many pints and then topped it off with a couple of jaegerbombs. Not a good idea. Knowing full well I was over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before...
I left my motorbike in town and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalizer tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise..
I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from.

 

ROFL
Good one