This made me laugh

Well his not by the pool

 

Nor at the beach

 

Well at least the french will be happy now our attention are on the Germans

 

I found this on a fb page and thought ......what about A Triumph rider?

I thought of you lot and......i gave up
I will leave it to you to answer

HERE IT IS

What ladies need to look out for when seeking a potential biker boyfriend.

Kawasaki rider - safe, reliable and will be a good, solid performer in bed

Honda rider - immature, full of himself and the sex will be over in 60 seconds

Yamaha rider - a mature version of the Kawasaki rider

Suzuki rider - very rare to find a heterosexual one but if you do, be prepared for lots of bum fun

Harley rider - a fat, lazy slob who struggles with personal hygiene. The lady will probably have to do all the work in between the sheets. Also, a spray of Fabreze into his pubic region will help

Ducati rider - you'll be fighting for the mirror and he'll be telling you how good he is in bed but the truth is you're going to have to fake your orgasms

Chinese bike rider - probably on the dole and will only come to bed once he's finished playing on the Xbox or has ran out of Pringles

Ride safe ladies.

Triumph rider..........

 

Short sighted and losses a fuse when drunk

 

Winglad!!!