This made me laugh

Or half for those with an appetite............

 

I remember that!

 

Sean is walking down the street and as he passes Paddy's house, Paddy is sitting on the steps.
"Sean, where are you headed?" asks Paddy
Sean answers, "I'm going to Brian O'Shea's wake."
Paddy says, "I didn't know the man, but I'll tag along and keep you company."
As they pass a tap room, Seans says, "We should go in and hoist a couple in Brian's memory."
Paddy says, "Well, as I said, I didn't know the man, but I'll have a nip in his memory."
This happens five more times before they get to the funeral parlor.
When they get there, they stagger in and Paddy immediately goes over to the piano, sits on the bench, and starts bawling uncontrollably.
Sean comes over and asks, "What's the matter? I thought you didn't know the man."
Paddy says, "I didn't, but he has the most beautiful set of teeth I've ever seen."