This made me laugh

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  2. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
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    “Fart” means “speed” in Norwegian, “humper” means “bump.”
    As a result, speed bumps are called fartshumpers.
    Below we added a few more speed related words from our former Viking warrior friends.
    Speeding Ticket: Fartsbot
    An Alternate Word For Speed Bumps: Fartsdumper
    Radar Speed Trap: Fartskontroll
    Speeding Camera: Fartskamera
    Full Speed: Full Fart

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  4. Dave49

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  5. Fork Lock

    Fork Lock Crème de la Crème

    Fart Trap
    Fart Demon
    Farts Kill
    REO Fartwagon
    Farty Alka Seltzer
    Evelyn Wood Fart Reading Course
    Fart Dating
    God Fart (I'm going to Hell)

    Ok... I'll stop.

    Well one more,
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    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
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    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
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  11. Dave49

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    "I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window, I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.

    When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again. Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time."
     
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    If only they had cropped the hollywood cameraman's shoe out of the pic ...
     
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