This made me laugh

Daddy, what was Adam's mother in law called?

"Adam did not have a mother in law. He lived in paradise".

 

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Bill and Mildred get married and go for their honeymoon in Mabelthorpe. On the second day there they are walking along the promonade and they came to a Red indian tepee on the beach with a sign over it saying, Big chief sitting bull, super memory man. Bill says I bet I can fox him. There stands Sitting bull in full feather headress and regalia. Bill walks up to him and asks, who won the 1946 cup final? Sitting bull rubs his chin and thinks Derby County 1 - 0 Fantastic says Bill. 30 years later Bill and Mildred decide to go back to Mablethorpe for their anniversary. The decide to stroll the beach and we’re amazed to find that sitting bull was still there. Bill decided to say hello and in true indian style he walks up to Sitting bull and says How. Sitting bull replies penalty seconds half.