This made me laugh

My grandfather was a bus driver. I want to die like he did, peacefully, in his sleep.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

 

I thought that was Bob monkhouse's dad?

 

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Sounds familiar?

 

People have always named children after expensive things, Mercedes, Dior, Chardonnay next year watch out for Electric, Gas and Petrol.

 

Ethan ol ?

 

Saving on petrol this weekend, taking the bus.

 

Okay, why is the hand shaped rabbit shadow funny ... never mind, I got it 3 seconds after rereading my post to myself, lol.

 

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I don't know if Ukraine is in need of a commanding officer, but if they are, I've got an excellent one at home.

 

I pulled into the gas station and asked for $5 worth.

The attendant said he couldn't work the pump that fast.