This made me laugh

Not sure if this should go in the "Road Trips" thread, mods please move as appropriate.

But I think I've sorted my "tent" issue...

 

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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

 

Probably not the best timing for them to do this!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-60711653

 

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Not exactly funny, but very well expressed...

 

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Should just nip to Calais and catch a rubber dingy, they don't have this problem