This made me laugh

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Seen on a thread about "What’s the worst cover version of a song you’ve heard?”



He beat me to it, I was gonna say the same for Bob Dylan…

 

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Not normally a big Alan Partridge fan… but this had me chuckling.

 

Well son you did ask how babies were made.

 

Ouch…

 

Sean loses his hat and decides the easiest way to get another one is to steal it.
He goes to the church cloakroom to get a hat. A sermon about the Ten Commandments was going on. Sean pauses to listen and then changes his mind. On nearing the exit after mass, he runs into the priest, Father Murphy.
He says, "Father, I came here with sin in my heart. I must say, you saved me from crime."
The priest replies, "That's nice to hear. What sin were you about to commit?"
Sean says, "I came here to steal a hat, but your sermon made me change my mind."
The priest asks, "May I know what part of my sermon made you see the error of your ways?"
Sean replies, "When you reached the 'Thou shalt not commit adultery' part, I suddenly remembered where I left my hat."

 

Personally, I think they are making grave mistakes.

 

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