This made me laugh

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I never knew ships shipped ships until I saw this ship shipping them. I'm still not sure if they are shitting me or not.

 

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I was marooned in Palm Springs CA for a week in 2001 when 9/11 happened. I was there on a business trip. Nothing was flying. Everyone says "Boo-hoo, how bad is to be stuck in Palm Springs?" Lemmie tell you, if you don't golf, which I don't, if you don't gamble, which I don't, and you don't shop at trendy stores, which I don't, there is nothing to do in Palm Springs. I decided to rent a car and just drive out into the desert and see what I could see. I saw cactus. I saw roadrunners, I saw Iron Mike's biker bar - woot! I pulled in, got a seat at the bar, ordered a beer and asked for an ashtray (I was a smoker at the time). "Nope" said the barmaid. "Whatta ya mean, NOPE?" "California law." she said. "Smoke outside." "WTF!? It's a frigging biker bar! People don't come in here for their health!" "Sorry" she said "Outside." I saw it coming...half the fruity shit CA does flows east across the country, and it did! The upshot of all this is that they had almost the exact same setup over the urinal in the mens' room. Just brought back some not-so-fond memories of Palm Springs.

 

One has to admire this young woman's spirit and sense of humor.

 

Please enter a valid message. Good grief, rules and more rules

 

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go to where fashion sits?

 

And on a modern Speed Triple that’s where it should be Sandi…..

 

Oh my how many times has that happened

 

Right, and when you got that sorted, a couple of hundred meters down the road you'll know that you also forgot about the petcock.

 

BREAKING NEWS: Jacob Rees-Mogg has submitted a letter to the 1822 Committee.


(Sorry all you non-UK people - that’s probably not going to mean much to you. )

 

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