This made me laugh

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Unfortunately, google is like that nosy old bat Maggie down the road. You might not tell her anything, but she got it from Ethel round the corner, who was told it from Agnes that works at the local supermarket, who is friends with Janice who served you at the tills. So now Maggie keeps asking if you'd like any of her own grown cucumbers, and maybe some home made organic coconut and jojoba lube that her son makes.

 

Pedant fishing comp is on. I got a good haul within a couple of hours with post 32650.
Who can improve on that?
It's should be easy enough to hook a few more as long as you bear in mind the.......
Pedantic are Soles.

 

Your last sentence is gramatically incorrect.

 

Menny thanks.

 

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Dont be such a spoil sport

 

FTFY

 

Your so kind

 

This is to easy

 

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