This made me laugh

Wish I had one......

 

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I went out to the garage today. They're already gone.

 

Look what I found today while having a sort out in the garage View attachment 140413

I have two now

 

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I thought about optometry when I was younger, but I just couldn't see it.
I considered a career in audiology, but my folks wouldn't hear of it.
I was somewhat interested in the fire department, but I didn't really have a burning desire.
My father tried to tell me I could have a great career as a plumber. His argument just didn't hold water.
I apprenticed as a butcher, but I just couldn't cut it.
I also tried becoming an electrician. I was shocked at how difficult it was.
I was going to start training for my pilot's license, but I chickened out when I heard it was a crash course.
Professional gambler? It just wasn't in the cards.
Tailor? That just seemed sew boring.
I actually started as a mechanic, but I wrenched my back on the first day.
I landed a job on a poultry farm. I just wasn't very egg sighted about it.

I'll go now.

 

Why didn’t you become a porn star...

 

Perhaps nothing to pawn?

 

I’ve just come back from a walk in our local woods and I saw two birds acting in a lewd manner, I think it was grouse misconduct