This made me laugh

I didn't get the chance to blood my sword. She wasn't up for it.

 

Oh well guys looks like we are busted.
Tucker

 

42 ?

 

None of course as you would need shingle
Tucker

 

Spot on for us lot. Does that mean our pressies will be an extra supply of medicines

 

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.



Not a lot of people know this.....

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155172340272335

Sorry Facebook video but is bloody funny. Rumour has no. 5 and no. 23 are actually on this forum!!!
Answers on a postcard.......

 

That was brilliant that Ron crying with laughter

 

Reminds me of the Post Hill scramble track in the 60's. Not many got up that either.

 

What the fu3k!

 

Loved it!!

 

Very Funny Ron

 

That was Megga !!!! peed me pants

 

I did an off road school with a few mates recently and this is exactly how I remember it. The bike seemed to have a mind of its own... A least we didn't have to do push ups in the swamp every time we fell off!