This made me laugh

But did he let it loose about your hoose?

 

Naw, it was deid.

 

Yup, hunting is popular around here. Great fun, they tell me.

 

What does a pregnant 16 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking, "My mom's gonna kill me!"

 

I went out for a walk today and got lost. As I was wandering around trying to find my bearings I found the cemetery. Then I thought I know where I am, I’m in the dead centre of town.

 

Nah. Imo, not this/that one sir.
Each to their own of course.

 

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Once I had realised where I was I started to walk back home until I came to the fence around the cemetery. I thought why would you put a fence round it until I realised that people are dying to get in.

 

Little Indian boy sitting with his dad, by the river, Indian boy turns to his Dad and asks " Dad how did you name my sister and brother."? The dad replies," When your sister was born I looked to the sky and I saw a shooting star, so she was named shooting Star, when your brother was born I looked into the forest and saw a running wolf, so he was named Running Wolf, why do you ask Two dogs Fucking."?

 

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