This made me laugh

We need to be specific in our prayers.

 

Taken from a local “seek n’ sell” page.




I have no idea what this is but I'm sure someone out there might.
It's free anyway and looking at what they cost I'd imagine will save someone a few quid too.
Collection only from ******.
Also this lovely yellow square comes with "F"*K ME", FREE.
"F**k me" lives on the underneath of it.
"F**k me" is the reason I have NOT, and do NOT intend to move it myself.
Feel free to bring a base ball bat.
And if you're scared of spiders, don't come at all. I'm absolutely certain he's not a normal house spider (as he's the size of my palm and can run like Usain bolt ) however I've never had the balls to lift for long enough to take a picture and find out.
But anyway, he lives on/under it.
So DON'T Forget to take him too ta.

 

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Well, it’s creative!

 

I was going to say that's got to be in Florida but then I saw the steering wheel's on the British side.

 

Bring your kid to work day?

 

could be working from home

 

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Are you nearly there yet?

 

Are you nearly there yet?