This made me laugh

If I could do that, I'd shed no tears for the shed.

 

The soundtrack should have been Appetite For Destruction by Guns & Roses
Good fun though

 

One of my mates converted an old pub into a house, halfway through the conversation he had a party where we played indoor mountain bike trials… fortunately, the mess wasn’t as bad as that.

 

He said in English and not German. You're welcome, "Islandboy."

 

The neighbours must love him…..

 

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We get it dude, you're uptight and butthurt. Move on.

 

I didn't get this, no joke or humour in it

Then I noticed the missing posts before it

Then I had remembered I had blocked someone whom posted from across pond (can't remember the name) that liked guns but not the metric system

Then the post made sense.

 

Yeah, sure you did, killer… sure you did. "I blocked this guy can't remember his name to save my life but here's everything about him from the last couple days."

Interesting how some people get a pass on incessantly derailing threads and some don't. "Herd mentality" I guess.


Let's try this again, shall we?

 

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Yep, mine too!

 

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Professor at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?
She replied, 'Probably fishing with his mates.'
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom...